Monday, September 8, 2008

The Scallop

August 20th - October 1st

Honest, trustworthy, and dependable, scallops are therefore the most boring of all the mollusks. They have an irrational hatred of clams and are are also known for their varied love-making techniques.

Likes: getting it on
Dislikes: spicy food
Lucky number: 69
Unlucky number: 70%

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Since this month's zodiac has a food theme, I thought I should comment on a fact that I heard recently about scallops having a tendancy to enjoy Chelsea buns, is this true?