Horoscopes for week beginning 6th October

The Barnacle
December 2nd - February 19th

If you smoke, then this is a good week to give up. If you don't smoke, then maybe this is a good week to try. Ignite your enthusiasm this week by planning a trip, but avoid buses, trains, and planes as these might bring you danger.

The Snail
February 20th - March 9th

Your friends are being spoons, when all you need is a fork. But being ironic doesn't befit you. Think of all the great things that might happen to you this week. They may never happen, but at least you're thinking about them.

The Limpet
March 10th - May 1st

Spend more time not talking to people and your silence will be rewarded. This will be a good week for fun, festivities, and especially fashion. Let your clothes do the talking and don't skimp on the accessories.

The Clam
May 2nd - June 2nd

A forthcoming trip is causing you much stress, Speak to your doctor for advice. A special number looms large in your life this week, and that number is 93.

The Squid
June 3rd - July 25th

Nobody seems to recognize your genius. You are a jumbo shrimp in a sea of clams. It's no use gazing at the stars if your feet are stuck in the mud. Clean your boots and get your life moving forward again.

The Slug
July 26th

You may be feeling down. You may be feeling that nothing good ever happens to you. But don't worry. Just remember, that 99.9% of the rest of the population are much happier than you. So at least it all balances out! Romance looms large this week. But not for you unfortunately.

The Oyster
July 27th - August 19th

Love is all around you this week. You will feel it in your fingers. You will feel it in your toes. This week will see you face many important questions. It is important that you answer those questions.

The Scallop
August 20th - October 1st

You think that someone is out to get you, you think that they want to see you squashed like a bug. You are wrong. They are wrong. Everyone is wrong. There is no difference between what you can do and what you think you can do. The only difference is in your mind, or what you think is in your mind.

The Octopus
October 1st - October 29th

You want what you cannot have. You have what you no longer want. Such is life. If you were a vegetable, you'd probably be a tomato. Watch that you don't get squashed this week.

The Mussel
October 30th - December 1st

A trip to the dry-cleaners could provide the impetus you have been looking for to kick-start your business plans. Be careful not to overexert yourself in the kitchen this week. Remember, too many broths spoil the cook.