Train yourself to be mentally stronger and reap the rewards. Especially on Thursday when a chance meeting with a handsome stranger will allow you to think outside the box. Take an umbrella with you this week when you go to your 'special' appointment. It won't rain but there will be waterworks. This is the time to leap to the aid of a Scallop that you work with. They will not thank you for your actions, they may well come to despise you for what you do, but it still needs to be done.
Running away from things will not help problems this week. Neither will staying where you are. This is a week that is much less about who you are, but much more about who you could be. You are a kitten but you want to be a tiger. Become the tiger! Stupid is as stupid does, and as stupidity goes, a run in on Saturday with a Slug will have you reaching for your gun (metaphorically). Shoot down the Slug (metaphorically speaking) before they shoot down your dreams.
Don't leave your house on Saturday afternoon, disaster lurks if you step outside. This might be the sort of crazy week where you should try to do the exact opposite of what everyone tries to tell you to do. One exception to this would be if anyone tells you to do the opposite of what you would normally do. Why do Squids have that annoying habit of saying something at the most inopportune times. If you are speaking at any event this week where there is an opportunity to ask questions, then avoid fielding any such questions from a Squid.
A famous fisherman once noted that while five fish will always feed a family of four, four fish might not feed a family of five. These words will have special meaning for you this week. Your watch is making you a prisoner to time. Destroy it. Break it. Smash it up. Be free from the restrictions of a time-delimited schedule...unless you have an important meeting this week. You may have heard the old sailor's expression 'you can never fail with a Snail'...but you do know that there is an exception to every rule right? Walk very carefully on Monday when said Snail will try to take you somewhere that a Clam should never go.
If you were a vegetable, you'd probably be a tomato. Watch that you don't get squashed this week. You will be troubled by two legs on Tuesday and four legs on Friday. You may be asked your age this week by a close business colleague...they may be trying to get you into trouble so you should probably lie.
You've been thinking about having some minor cosmetic surgery done, but here's a word of warning...if you polish a turd, it's still a turd. There will be good news on Wednesday this week. However, it will turn out to be very bad news by Friday. Remember, things can go only get better...actually for you they can probably still get quite a bit worse.
If you wear too much make-up on Friday, you could be in for trouble when someone close to you mistakes you for someone even closer to them. A famous sailor once remarked that 'A beached whale is like a boy urinating in a church at a wedding. It doesn't look good, it doesn't smell good, and everyone pretends not to notice, even though they are secretly annoyed. Don't be that beached whale. Does it really count as adultery if you don't tell anyone?
Love is all around you this week. You will feel it in your fingers. You will feel it in your toes. You may say to others that you like cats, but this will be the week where you will be tested on how much you love cats. Particularly when a certain cat could unlock the secret to the whereabouts of a long-lost family member. You will come to the defense of a Barnacle this week when a common friend insults them for "not being a true Mollusk".
Eggs, or products containing eggs, are best avoided this week. Unless you are certain that they are what you want. There is no difference between what you can do and what you think you can do. The only difference is in your mind, or what you think is in your mind. This will be a week full of stress and angst for you. Try releasing that angst by finding a Slug that lives in your street. Wait for them to leave their home and then paint the words 'I am better than you' on their doors and windows. You will feel much better.
Eat, drink, and be merry. But not if you are driving or are a recovering alcoholic. In which case you should just eat. You might be familiar with the saying that 'you cannot buy success', well this might be a good week to try anyway. Try relaxing on Tuesday evening in the company of an Oyster. Just make sure you don't let them consume too much alcohol else they might leave you with an embarrassing stain to clear up.
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